Opening song
Sung to the tune of “Old Town Road (Remix)” by Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus
Oh, oh-oh
Oh
Yeah, the Riders take their horse to the Bomber field
They’re gonna ride ‘til they can’t no more
Riders take their horse to the Bomber field
They’re gonna ride ‘til they can’t no more
They’ve got the melons on their head
Pilsners they’ve been fed
Shirts are mighty green
They’re looking mighty keen
Ridin’ on a horse, ha
Can’t afford a Porsche
Here’s Red River Valley
First time they’ve been off their porch, now
Someone tell them they’ll score nothin’
Riders will score nothin’
Someone tell them they’ll score nothin’
Riders will score nothin’
Riding on a tractor
Lean all in their bladder
Cheated on their cousin
You can go’n ask her
Rider life’s a movie
Bull ridin’ and boobies
Cowboy hat from Walmart
Sweat pants on their booty
Someone tell them they’ll score nothin’
Riders will score nothin’
Someone tell them they’ll score nothin’
Riders will score nothin’
Yeah, the Riders take their horse to the Bomber field
They’re gonna ride ‘til they can’t no more
Riders take their horse to the Bomber field
They’re gonna ride ‘til they can’t no more
Hat down, cross town, drive their old Durango
Spend a lot of money on their brand new banjo
Cousin’s got a habit: plastic rings and lime green sports bras
Ridin’ through Regina in their new John Deere tractor
Got no stress, they’ve been through all that
Like the 13thman when they had to kick it back
Sunday they’ll roll on back to that old town road
They’re gonna ride cause they can’t play no more
Yeah, the Riders ride their horse to the Bomber field
They’re gonna ride ‘til they can’t no more
Riders ride their horse to the Bomber field
They’re gonna ride ‘til they can’t no more
These opinions are my own. Take them, leave them, comment on them. Go Bombers Go!
The Corbett Report 
Posted on September 6, 2019
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