Opening Song, July 15, 2022

Opening song

(Based on the song “If I had a million dollars” by the Bare Naked Ladies)

Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell (Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell)
Now you can bring the blitz

yes you can bring the blitz

And yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell (Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell)
I’ll throw a deep pass against your blitz
A nice toss downfield overtop of your lineman

And yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell (Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell)
I come to town on a Combine
A nice reliant farming machine
And yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell, I play football

Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell
Yes, see me throw for many yards
Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell try to stop me it’ll be too hard

Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell
Maybe Stamps will put a little tiny fridge near my locker somewhere
I could just go in there and hang out
Like open the fridge and stuff
And there’d all be sorts of foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things
They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don’t have pre-wrapped bacon
Well can you blame them, Yeah

Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell (Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell)
On the sidelines I will gloat
But not a nasty gloat that’s cruel

And yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell (Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell)
Stampeders white horse is my pet
Watch me score, and we’ll see what he’ll do

And yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell (Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell)
Though I take the field with aches and pains
So many hard hits against my bones

And yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell I play football

Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell
I never have to walk to the side
Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell
I’ll let the O-line carry me with pride

Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell
You can bet I don’t eat Kraft dinner
I would eat Kraft dinner
I would if I were poor

Now though I can buy really expensive ketchups for it
That’s right all the fanciest Dijon ketchups mmm mmm

Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell (Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell)
I come in my red shirt
But not a real red shirt that’s cruel

And Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell (Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell)
Well I’ll show you my art
A Dickenson or a Hufnagel

Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell (Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell)
Well I’d buy you a horsey
Haven’t you always wanted a horsey

Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell I play football

Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell (Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell)
Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell (Yes I am Bo-Levi Mitchell)
But I’m not the best quarter back
That’d be Zach