Opening song, August 25, 2022

Mike O’Shea coaches our Blue

(sung to the tune “Somebody Super Like You” by the Undead and Harold Oblong.  From the Phantom of the Paradise soundtrack)

We need a coach that is simple perfection

There’s nothing that’s harder to find
Someone to lead us protect us and feed us
And help us to make up our minds
We need a coach that’s sophisticated
Quiet and strong and well educated
Where to go what to do
Could it be Mike O’Shea coaches our Blue

We need a coach that can stand as a symbol
And symbols have got to be tall
Throw flags with haste but no challenge he’ll waste
With his help we’ll hold onto the ball
And when we run teams will not restrain us
When passes get caught you just can’t explain us
Where to go what to do
Could it be Mike O’Shea coaches the Blue

We pledge allegiance to his thoughtfulness and thorough manners
With a voice that’s both sides choice he’ll bring players to their knees in admiration
He is king of all who see and hear his perfect pitch
And no surprises when his time is come our team just rises

We need a coach with a head on his shoulders a game plan that’s simply divine
Sly little smile and a perfect profile and with eyes that would sparkle and shine
Long flowing beard for the crowning glory
There’d be a coach who could tell our story
Where to go what to do
Could it be Mike O’Shea coaches the Blue

We pledge allegiance to his thoughtfulness and thorough manners
With a voice that’s both sides choice he’ll bring players to their knees in admiration
He is king of all who see and hear his perfect pitch
And no surprises when his time is our team just rises
Rises… rises…