Opening song, July 5, 2024

Is this band even still alive??

Opening song

(I Can’t Get No Satisfaction – by the Rolling Stones)

Blue can’t get no satisfaction,

Blue can’t get no satisfaction.

Though they try and they try and they try and they try.

Blue can’t get no, Blue can’t get no.

When we’re drivin’ to the game
And Doug Brown comes on the pre-game show

He’s tellin’ me more and more

About some useless information

Some figment of his imagination

They can’t get no, oh no no no.

Hey hey hey, that’s what I say.

Blue can’t get no satisfaction,

Blue can’t get no satisfaction.

Though they try and they try and they try and they try.

Blue can’t get no, Blue can’t get no.

When I’m watchin’ my TV
And Milt comes on and tells me
How good this team should be

But they can’t be man ’cause they’re 0 and 4

So a losing team they’d be

We can’t get no, oh no no no.

Hey hey hey, that’s what I say.

Blue can’t get no satisfaction,

Blue can’t get no gut reaction.

Though they try and they try and they try and they try.

Blue can’t get no, we can’t get no.

When they’re scrambling round the field

And they’re trying this and they’re trying that but they lose, like EVERY week 

I’ll tell ya baby, look away cause this team might be weak hey did I mention, the losing streak.

Blue can’t get no, oh no no no.

Hey hey hey, that’s what I say.

Blue can’t get no, we can’t get no,

Blue can’t get no, satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction, no satisfaction.

Hoo, hah

Hah, hoo