The Beverly Hillbillies

The Corbett Report – Issue 2011-06 – September 11, 2011

Winnipeg vs. Saskatchwan

THE OPENING SONG

(Sung to the Tune of the Beverly Hillbillies theme song)

Come and listen to a story about a team in green
A group of melon heads, play the worst football you’ve seen,
Then one day they went gunnin for our Blue ,
And now their season’s set as victories they have two.

With seven losses that is, beat the gold, and Alouettes.

So the next thing you know Green’s thinking they’ll win three,
Kinfolk said we’re bound for Victory
Said a Banjo win is the way it’s gonna be
As they loaded up the bus and drove to Headingly.

Winnipeg, that is.
Blue Bombers, Swaggerville.

So now its time to say good-bye to Riders and their kin.
Blue would like to thank them folks fer kindly droppin in.
A win you won’t being seeing not at Canadinn you’ll see
If Buck doesn’t beat you then we’ll swarm you with our D

Defense that is. Sack a spell. Rip them balls out.

Y’all come back now, y’hear?