Bomber Blitz (Sung to the tune of “Ballroom Blitz” by Sweet)
Are you ready, Willy? (Uh-huh)
Adam? (Yeah)
Jake? (Okay)
Alright D-Line, let’s go!
Playin’ Blue was so hard
Sackin’ every quarterback they’d see, ah-ah
That’s why it just seemed so strange
When the line let Vernon Adams get so free
(but)
Now, I see a poor quarterback, as a matter of fact
His eyes are as big as the sun
The tight end on the corner, you know that he’s a goner
Cause Willie he’s the passionate one
Oh, yeah! Here comes Blue lightning
A pass rush that’s frightening
And the sacks won’t be soothing
And they’ll all start grooving
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And the Stamps quarterback says, “Please stop the attack”
It’ll turn into a Bomber blitz
And the coach in the corner said, “Boy, I want to warn you
It’ll turn into a Bomber blitz”
Bomber blitz, Bomber blitz
Bomber blitz, Bomber blitz
They’re reaching out for something
Sacking QBs all they ever do
Oh, they softly call him over
When they appear there’s nothing left of you, ah-ah
Now the man in the back is ready to crack
As he raises his hands to the sky
The receiver on the corner is everyone’s mourner
The Line sacks in the blink of an eye
Oh, yeah! It’s so electric
So frantically hectic
And the Stamps start leaving
‘Cause they all stopped breathing
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And the Stamps quarterback says, “Please stop the attack”
It’ll turn into a Bomber blitz
And the coach in the corner said, “Boy, I want to warn you
It’ll turn into a Bomber blitz”
Bomber blitz, Bomber blitz
Oh, yeah! Here comes Blue lightning
A pass rush that’s frightening
And the sacks won’t be soothing
And they’ll all start grooving
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
And the Stamps quarterback says, “Please stop the attack”
It’ll turn into a Bomber blitz
And the coach in the corner said, “Boy, I want to warn you
It’ll turn into a Bomber blitz”
Bomber blitz, Bomber blitz
Bomber blitz, Bomber blitz
It’s, it’s a Bomber blitz
It’s, it’s a Bomber blitz
It’s, it’s a Bomber blitz
Yeah, it’s a Bomber blitz
Posted on July 7, 2023
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